Official Hot Seat: Bigmall

[B-Mello]

Today's member is: Bigmall

How this works is you are able to ask Bigmall ANY and I do mean ANY question you want. And since he is chosen as the member of the day, he HAS to answer the questions....ALLLLLL OF THEM.

Go...

[chief2842]

Aight Mall Imma take it back to UVP, WTF happen between you and Aky?

[ShoePrincess]

*takes shoes off and gets comfortable on the lounge*

*fluffs pillows and gets a throw for my legs*

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[B-Mello]

Aight Mall Imma take it back to UVP, WTF happen between you and Aky?

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Niggas don't waste time lmao

[Shadow]

can D Mc take philly to the promiseland

should favre give it up

[B-Mello]

How many times has Allen Iverson said the word ''practice'' in his career?

Did Kobe do it?

Did OJ do it?

How many blunts do you smoke a day?

Name 5 reasons that make Philly the grimiest city in the world.

[STAX]

this one will be a classic

[~~Radiant Z~~]

*Sits down next to Shoeprincess* lol

[peeper]

Aight Mall Imma take it back to UVP, WTF happen between you and Aky?

good memory, chief! i forgot about that...yeah Mall, what happened? LOL

[ChocolateCity]

*slips out of sandals at the front door, heads to kitchen to grab a glass of wine and a plate of food, then scoots in next to Rad and ShoeP with a big azz smirk on my face*

[bigmall]

well damn chief lmao

alright. first of all I REALLY wish UVP was still up as some kinda archive 'cause this started out on the boards

if you remember aky... she was a pretty sexually aggressive poster.

anyway... when I put my pic up in my avatar, several females began to take an interest in me. she was one of them. and she was BOLD. It'd be a normal thread and I'd post and say something and she'd be all "I want you to nut on my face" right in the thread lol

and hey... chica had a helluva bod. so we get to talkin on yahoo and it comes up that neither of us has anything to do for thanksgiving weekend.

mind you at this time I was financially strapped like a mug but NY ain't but a hop skip and jump so I was like 'fuck it'

plus I wanted to meet some other folks from NY on there

I went up there on the friday after thanksgiving for that year... stayed with her (btw despite whats been heard sis kept a clean house) and went to the GL (the golden lady... a stripclub in the bronx) on saturday with her and ILS.

fun fact: aky's main mission that whole day was getting a female poster everybody thought was pretty as hell in that stripclup lmao. had me call her and ask her. then she got onthe phone and asked her. then ILS got on the phone and asked her lmao. she wasn't trying to do that though hahahaha... that struck me as funny

so we get to the GL and jaydubb's the first one there... then huny, spoiled, and emage come through... kevshine, SLIM (rollin with an inet model at the time lmao) and I can't remember who else... oh yeah freca was at the bar

far as I was concerned it was a cool night. I was so fucked up I accidently tipped one of them strippers (the one who could twist her whole back around SLIM) a dub lol but it was a cool night. it was great seeing huny and emage, who I'd dated on separate occasions.

aky flirted with some dude all night (hey no skin off my back) and I was a social butterfly lol

here's where it got fucked up: apparently emage took it as a personal affront to HUNY that I came in with aky. and them two (emage and aky) REALLY didn't like each other, which I had no clue. so there was friction around that, which culminated outside the club. aky wanted to cook breakfast for everyone and most people wanted to go to a diner. me and ILS wound up at aky's crib eating... with aky being puzzled and hurt that nobody else wanted to come. ILS left not too long after that and me and aky um... went to bed lol.

that was it. I left the next morning.

I read the rest on the board just like y'all did lol... and I was puzzled like shit

LOL @ stax. sign up homie I got some doozys for you when your turn comes around bwahahahahahaa

[bigmall]

can D Mc take philly to the promiseland

should favre give it up

mcnizzle's a punk. yeah I said it.

and fucka farve. never been a fan.

[bigmall]

How many times has Allen Iverson said the word ''practice'' in his career?

you saw them all in that press conference. he damn sure ain't think about it beyond that

Did Kobe do it? he fucked that chick rough in her booty but she loved it

Did OJ do it? hell yeah

How many blunts do you smoke a day? anywhere from 1 to 6

Name 5 reasons that make Philly the grimiest city in the world.
22nd street
52nd street
landsdowne ave
point breeze
fishtown

[peeper]

freca was at the bar?...i THINK i woulda hollered! lol

tell me something, is emage STILL mad at the fam? she was cool when i used to talk to her on bp, then she blew up when uvp "moved" to asr...well, you know why, but still...

[bigmall]

I haven't talked to emage since those days

so I couldn't tell you

[peeper]

diamond is cool & quiet now? that street used to have SERIOUS rep back in the day...know many peeps that ain't here no more from there.

[peeper]

i KNOW my dawg jiggy got some good questions for ya...waitin' for him to slide in! lol

[lucky]

*subscribes*

uhm.. i guess at this point asking "what's your favorite cartoon" just won't do.

[bigmall]

JLU at the moment

all time? g force or starblazers. can't decide which

[$LIM]

MALL'S POST IS TRUTH.

[lkatulvnme]

so, do you make it a practice to meet and "go to bed" with women you meet on the internet?

[bigmall]

between '02 and '04 I sure did. I actually kinda got a negative reputation for it (or positive depending on the point of view) cause most of the chicks posted on the same boards.

I never got that 'it's just the internet' thing or people going "you met them off the internet??" like its some spooky thing

I mean lol there are people using it. actual people. as long as everyone's being honest about who they are (and I've been blessed that everyone I've met from online has been exactly who they purported to be... including all the females and males in the explanation I posted) its no different than meeting a person anywhere.

anyway the women I met online weren't the only women I met. I met women at clubs, bars, bookstores, coffee shops, on the street, on trains, you name it. I had sex with the ones I wanted to, who wanted to have sex with me.

[lkatulvnme]

between '02 and '04 I sure did. I actually kinda got a negative reputation for it (or positive depending on the point of view) cause most of the chicks posted on the same boards.

I never got that 'it's just the internet' thing or people going "you met them off the internet??" like its some spooky thing

I mean lol there are people using it. actual people. as long as everyone's being honest about who they are (and I've been blessed that everyone I've met from online has been exactly who they purported to be) its no different than meeting a person anywhere.

well, i guess since there are real people who use the internet, i guess i understand what you're saying. that's scary to me though. i couldn't imagine doing something like that. i WOULD end up with a a serial killer. that's just my luck.

[bigmall]

I hear you.

[DaTruth]

Damn did I miss this???

[DaTruth]

I am going to tread light because I could be coming up soon and some of my questions are going to be duzzies with wifey on here... I gotta live up to my name tho.

On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being the best) rate you current sex partner(s)...

How many internet chicks have you met up with and smashed this year?

Who is the baddest internet model you met?

Who is the best rapper in Philly?

What are your future career goals?

Who is the most intruiging personality on MUH?

More to come...

[bootyjo]

WOW! LOL!

[bigmall]

I am going to tread light because I could be coming up soon and some of my questions are going to be duzzies with wifey on here... I gotta live up to my name tho.

On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being the best) rate you current sex partner(s)... dime

How many internet chicks have you met up with and smashed this year? 0. I've been in a monogamous relationship for the past 3 years. wait... one, if you count my girl hahaha... we met on myspace.

Who is the baddest internet model you met? nicole ricca

Who is the best rapper in Philly? some dude none of us have ever heard of

What are your future career goals? to add some more 'color' to the promotional items field... then do the same with the 'going green' movement

Who is the most intruiging personality on MUH? shoeprincess hands down.

More to come...

[bootyjo]

DO YOU PLAN ON HAVING ANY MORE CHILDREN?

DO YOU OWN OR RENT?

HAS THERE EVER BEEN A DAY IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU FELT UNHANDSOME?

IF YES, WHAT MADE YOU FEEL THAT WAY?

IF YOU WANTED TO BE FAMOUS FOR SOMETHING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

[lkatulvnme]

would you ever move to another city?
are you ever going to get married?
where's the last place you traveled (outside of pa)?
have you ever gotten a manicure or a pedicure?

[bigmall]

DO YOU PLAN ON HAVING ANY MORE CHILDREN? yes indeed

DO YOU OWN OR RENT? I own a home in Philly and one in south florida

HAS THERE EVER BEEN A DAY IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU FELT UNHANDSOME? yep

IF YES, WHAT MADE YOU FEEL THAT WAY? back when I was younger, a nice haircut meant an awful lot to me. those days I felt like I was wolfin... I definitely didn't feel handsome lol. I cured myself of that sickness by growing dreads lol

IF YOU WANTED TO BE FAMOUS FOR SOMETHING, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I don't want to be famous at all

[bigmall]

would you ever move to another city? yes. I've already lived in maryland, massachusetts and florida

are you ever going to get married? yes.

where's the last place you traveled (outside of pa)? jersey the other day lol

have you ever gotten a manicure or a pedicure? I've had both done by bored girlfriends on occasion... never professionally. I don't get them done currently.

[Joey]

Have you offically discarded the pimp card?

Cassidy has fallen off some, but still deserves some respect lyrically. Does he get it in Philly?

With Elton Brand, do the sixers have the tools to beat the pistons or celtics in a 7 game series?

Where the fuck is Beanie Siegel? and what happened to him playing Biggie in the movie about his life?

My cuzin went to Temple and told me some of the baddest bitches come outta Philly, is this the truth?

Do you think Mcnabb has any chance to resurrect his career in Philly? Or should they trade him?



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[bigmall]

Have you offically discarded the pimp card? ripped it up and everything

Cassidy has fallen off some, but still deserves some respect lyrically. Does he get it in Philly? never really did among my squad (and some of my squad are from right around dude's way). other than that it depends on who you ask.

With Elton Brand, do the sixers have the tools to beat the pistons or celtics in a 7 game series? a nigga can dream, yeah lol.

Where the fuck is Beanie Siegel? and what happened to him playing Biggie in the movie about his life? somewhere pilled and syruped up... and I didn't even know about the biggie movie role

My cuzin went to Temple and told me some of the baddest bitches come outta Philly, is this the truth? GO OWLS!! I went there too... as did my lady. anyway... it's the God's Honest. the attitudes on some of our fair ladies suck though. it's nothing to meet a visual dime who can't, and doesn't want to, hold a convo

Do you think Mcnabb has any chance to resurrect his career in Philly? Or should they trade him? dude is a frickin sucka and a cormball I can't stress this enough. my thing with him is there's something amiss with his 'heart'. he chokes when we really need him. and I've been saying this for YEARS. we shouldn't have booed him when we drafted him though jesus christ we dodged a bullet with ricky



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[chief2842]

well damn chief lmao

alright. first of all I REALLY wish UVP was still up as some kinda archive 'cause this started out on the boards

if you remember aky... she was a pretty sexually aggressive poster.

anyway... when I put my pic up in my avatar, several females began to take an interest in me. she was one of them. and she was BOLD. It'd be a normal thread and I'd post and say something and she'd be all "I want you to nut on my face" right in the thread lol

and hey... chica had a helluva bod. so we get to talkin on yahoo and it comes up that neither of us has anything to do for thanksgiving weekend.

mind you at this time I was financially strapped like a mug but NY ain't but a hop skip and jump so I was like 'fuck it'

plus I wanted to meet some other folks from NY on there

I went up there on the friday after thanksgiving for that year... stayed with her (btw despite whats been heard sis kept a clean house) and went to the GL (the golden lady... a stripclub in the bronx) on saturday with her and ILS.

fun fact: aky's main mission that whole day was getting a female poster everybody thought was pretty as hell in that stripclup lmao. had me call her and ask her. then she got onthe phone and asked her. then ILS got on the phone and asked her lmao. she wasn't trying to do that though hahahaha... that struck me as funny

so we get to the GL and jaydubb's the first one there... then huny, spoiled, and emage come through... kevshine, SLIM (rollin with an inet model at the time lmao) and I can't remember who else... oh yeah freca was at the bar

far as I was concerned it was a cool night. I was so fucked up I accidently tipped one of them strippers (the one who could twist her whole back around SLIM) a dub lol but it was a cool night. it was great seeing huny and emage, who I'd dated on separate occasions.

aky flirted with some dude all night (hey no skin off my back) and I was a social butterfly lol

here's where it got fucked up: apparently emage took it as a personal affront to HUNY that I came in with aky. and them two (emage and aky) REALLY didn't like each other, which I had no clue. so there was friction around that, which culminated outside the club. aky wanted to cook breakfast for everyone and most people wanted to go to a diner. me and ILS wound up at aky's crib eating... with aky being puzzled and hurt that nobody else wanted to come. ILS left not too long after that and me and aky um... went to bed lol.

that was it. I left the next morning.

I read the rest on the board just like y'all did lol... and I was puzzled like shit

LOL @ stax. sign up homie I got some doozys for you when your turn comes around bwahahahahahaa

Damn from reading the thread on UVP and the drama you would've thought something else. Thanks for answering the question fam. Peace

[lkatulvnme]

did you go to odunde this year? was it hot? (one of many things i miss about philly- that and rita's mango water ice)

[bigmall]

yeah I went but only stayed a couple hours cause it was 100 degrees that day

I love odunde

AND ritas mango

matter fact I think I'm gonna have to hit ritas at lunch lol

[lkatulvnme]

yeah I went but only stayed a couple hours cause it was 100 degrees that day

I love odunde

AND ritas mango

matter fact I think I'm gonna have to hit ritas at lunch lol

so what. i'm jealous. although when i was home stopped by rita's and got a quart of georgia peach. that was for the ride back to atlanta, it made it to virginia (i was driving and it i had it in a cooler. lasted a minute, probably longer if i didn't inhale it)

[chinese_eyez]

Hot damn I like this thread!

I don't have a question for Mall tho cause he's pretty much an open poster...LOL

[bigmall]

HA where have I heard that one before... oh yeah I said it about you :beerchug:

[LIONRLZ1]

very interesting!

[bootyjo]

DID YOU AND DO YOU STILL PRACTICE SAFE SEX FAITHFULLY? BESIDES YOUR SONS MOTHER WAS THEIR ANY SLIP UPS?

[bigmall]

my son busted his big head through a condom lol *my parents said I did too btw... it's funny how history repeats*

so technically counting that... I've had unprotected sex 4 times in my life starting at age 25

I was scared to death of AIDS by the time I became sexually active so I was real serious about condom use.

[chinese_eyez]

HA where have I heard that one before... oh yeah I said it about you :beerchug:

Yeah you did..LOL!

It's very true but this is still an interesting thread

[Forbus]

Chess or Cards?

[bigmall]

chess

I hate card games

ESPECIALLY spades... if I gotta play its gonna be poker

[B-Mello]

Gillie Da Kid or Cassidy?

[bigmall]

whew thats a tough one

not a big fan of either

but gills I guess

[bootyjo]

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A FIST FIGHT? WHAT WAS IT ALL ABOUT?

[bigmall]

in college.

philly vs. b-more shit at UMES

pretty lame in retrospect

[Forbus]

chess

I hate card games

ESPECIALLY spades... if I gotta play its gonna be poker

Ok, we'll have to get down on a couple games sooner or later.

[bigmall]

so what. i'm jealous. although when i was home stopped by rita's and got a quart of georgia peach. that was for the ride back to atlanta, it made it to virginia (i was driving and it i had it in a cooler. lasted a minute, probably longer if i didn't inhale it)

I've done that drive lol

the Georgia border has been known to give me a false sense of completion... not realizing there's like 4 more hours of driving lmao

and if your ritas made it to VA I'm impressed. I doubt mine would make it outta delaware

[lkatulvnme]

I've done that drive lol

the Georgia border has been known to give me a false sense of completion... not realizing there's like 4 more hours of driving lmao

and if your ritas made it to VA I'm impressed. I doubt mine would make it outta delaware

it's not that bad. once you leave north carolina it's all downhill. charlotte, which is maybe 30 minutes from the south carolina border is only three hours. i promised myself that i would never drive to philly or to georgia, but had to bring some things back here. drove in a big uhaul.

[butta_cream]

*ahem*mall i would beat yo ass in chess. moving on.....


what do you typically order from mcdonalds?

whats ur favorite position?

do southern girls fuck better?

favorite bob marley song?

favorite dancehall song?

favorite movie?

when did you start smoking weed?

is it true that philly is a small city where everybody seems to know each other disguised as a big city?

why do u insist on me calling grilled chicken with onions, peppers, and cheese on a sub roll a chicken cheesesteak? lmao.

are you more like your mother or your father?

ill be back with some more ?'s.

[bigmall]

*ahem*mall i would beat yo ass in chess. moving on..... re-he-he-he-heally? we'll see


what do you typically order from mcdonalds? #2 large witta coke

whats ur favorite position? doggystyle of course

do southern girls fuck better? apparently so! h36$

favorite bob marley song? 'bad card'

favorite dancehall song? 'ghetto red hot'

favorite movie? 'the good, the bad, and the ugly'

when did you start smoking weed? freshman year of college

is it true that philly is a small city where everybody seems to know each other disguised as a big city? absolutely. I already know of one person on NUH I met in 'real life' and another who went to my extremely small highschool

why do u insist on me calling grilled chicken with onions, peppers, and cheese on a sub roll a chicken cheesesteak? lmao. because thats what it is lmao

are you more like your mother or your father? I look like a clone of my dad, have my mom's eyes, smile, and temper, and my dad's personality.

ill be back with some more ?'s.

[lkatulvnme]

have you ever thought about, or actually had sex with a "midget"?

[bigmall]

have you ever thought about, or actually had sex with a "midget"?

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[lkatulvnme]

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i take it that's a no?

[bigmall]

a vehement one lol midgets creep me out

[s8loud]

when (and to where) was your last vacation?

when's the next one?

do you have any faith in the criminal justice system?

what's the longest period of time you've stayed awake?

how many hours a day are you online?

how long does it take you to get to work?

what's the age at which you will stop having kids?

on a scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate your physical health/condition?

how many close friends do you have?

[bigmall]

when (and to where) was your last vacation? last summer, miami beach

when's the next one? last week of august

do you have any faith in the criminal justice system? yes. there are several attorneys in my family. good ones.

what's the longest period of time you've stayed awake? 72 hrs in coast guard boot camp

how many hours a day are you online? at least 8

how long does it take you to get to work? 5 minutes walking

what's the age at which you will stop having kids? whenever my lady is too old to spit em out lmao

on a scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate your physical health/condition? 7 or 8. all this ganja and red meat can't be all that great for me, but I'm in great shape otherwise

how many close friends do you have? 4

[bootyjo]

have you ever thought about, or actually had sex with a "midget"?

LMFAO!!!!!!

[Forbus]

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh302/mally_royal/s151lg.gif

D&* That goes on record for one of the funniest thread responses ever

[Joey]

Mall I had to save that Legend gif.......hilarious.

[bigmall]

pretty sure i got that one from mello lol

[bootyjo]

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?

DO YOU REMEBER WHO IT WAS WITH? WAS IT A GOOD OR BAD EXPERIENCE?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT? WERE YOU THE DRIVER?


DO YOU PREFER A HAPPY SUNNY DAY OR A ROMANTIC RAINY ONE?

[bootyjo]

pretty sure i got that one from mello lol

HE'S THE BEST WITH THE GIFS! I LOVE IT.

[bigmall]

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? 14

DO YOU REMEBER WHO IT WAS WITH? WAS IT A GOOD OR BAD EXPERIENCE? sure do. it was a friend of my cousins named kristen. she had a helluva body for a 13 year old too lol d cups the whole nine. it was alright. I thrusted away for quite awhile and didn't cum

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT? WERE YOU THE DRIVER? been in a few, was the driver in two of them. both involved me taking my eyes off the road and rear-ending someone


DO YOU PREFER A HAPPY SUNNY DAY OR A ROMANTIC RAINY ONE? both have their advantages. I love the beach and I love chillin on the couch watching TV or a movie. so depending on my mood for the day

[B-Mello]

pretty sure i got that one from mello lol

HE'S THE BEST WITH THE GIFS! I LOVE IT.



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[lkatulvnme]

what was title of the last book you read?
why point breeze got to be listed as one of the reasons philly is so grimy?
when was the last time you cried?

[bigmall]

what was title of the last book you read? 'the armchair economist'

why point breeze got to be listed as one of the reasons philly is so grimy? LOL ever been to sigel street? furthermore anyone from down that way is extrasupergangster

when was the last time you cried? mothers day

[lkatulvnme]

i'm just saying, it ain't all that bad there. i've been to worse places in philly

[Joey]

whats ur fav type to smoke?


Whats ur wrap of choice?

[mspooh1128]

:dead: at extrasuperganster

[bigmall]

whats ur fav type to smoke? long as it's high grade I dont' really care


Whats ur wrap of choice? green dutch masters. I'm old fashioned lol

[B-Mello]

Alcoholic drink of choice?

[bigmall]

i'm just saying, it ain't all that bad there. i've been to worse places in philly

I actually have a special place in my heart for point breeze

[lkatulvnme]

I actually have a special place in my heart for point breeze

:)

[bigmall]

Alcoholic drink of choice?

appleton's estate rum (if we're talkin spirits)

heineken (if we're talkin beer)

any red wine... actually whats the one with the bright colors and the kangaroo on the label

oh and I forgot... a lady I know hipped me to flavored rums like mango and pineapple a few years back... cruzan makes good ones

[lkatulvnme]

ever want to travel overseas?
when it's hot, what's on your feet- sandals or sneakers?

[bootyjo]

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT? WERE YOU THE DRIVER? been in a few, was the driver in two of them. both involved me taking my eyes off the road and rear-ending someone



**NOTE TO SELF**

REMIND MYSELF TO VOLUNTEER TO BE THE DRIVER IF EVER HANGING OUT WITH MALL.

[bigmall]

ever want to travel overseas? I have and loved it. so yeah I wanna go EVERYWHERE.

when it's hot, what's on your feet- sandals or sneakers?

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh302/mally_royal/chillin.jpg

[bigmall]

**NOTE TO SELF**

REMIND MYSELF TO VOLUNTEER TO BE THE DRIVER IF EVER HANGING OUT WITH MALL.

LOL!

haven't had an accident for more than a decade booty

[bootyjo]

HAVE YOU EVER TOOK SOMEONES VIRGINITY? HOW MANY?


HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH A GIRL AND PRETENDED YOU NEVER DID CAUSE YOU WAS EMBARASSED ABOUT IT?



HAVE YOU EVER GAVE OUT A FAKE PHONE TO A CHICK?


DID YOU EVER HAVE TO STEP TO SOME DUDE THAT DISRESPECTED YOUR GIRL OR WOULD YOU LET HER HANDLE THAT HER SELF?

[bootyjo]

**SITTING ON MALLS LAP** :cool:



http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh302/mally_royal/chillin.jpg

[lkatulvnme]

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh302/mally_royal/chillin.jpg

figures.

what do you prefer-jeans or cargos?

[bigmall]

HAVE YOU EVER TOOK SOMEONES VIRGINITY? HOW MANY? yep my first love. just her that I know of though we were 19.


HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH A GIRL AND PRETENDED YOU NEVER DID CAUSE YOU WAS EMBARASSED ABOUT IT? nope. but the reverse has happened to me lmao (remember I said in the first post how I've something of a bad rep on a couple boards... well there ya go. sis didn't want anyone to know she'd been 'bigmalled.' actually I can think of two such women.



HAVE YOU EVER GAVE OUT A FAKE PHONE TO A CHICK? nope


DID YOU EVER HAVE TO STEP TO SOME DUDE THAT DISRESPECTED YOUR GIRL OR WOULD YOU LET HER HANDLE THAT HER SELF? never had to do that. I actually tend to be attracted to spitfires that can handle theirs though

[bootyjo]

I'M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN IN THIS THREAD. LET ME QUIT WHILE I'M AHEAD.

[bigmall]

*tumbleweed rolls by*

lol lonely in here

[Joey]

Yeah i shoulda came with the word problems...........*shrugs*

[Joey]

Have you ever performed the Alabama Crab Dangle?


Name 5 females on the board that could get it? (yeah, yeah.....i know the pimp card is gone, but answer the fucking question)


Would you ever go on a reality show? if so, list a few you would be willing to be a part of.


Do the girls on Flavor of Love actually like that niggah?


On the same note, am I the only one that thinks New York is Fugly? and looks like she might smell a little?

[bootyjo]

*tumbleweed rolls by*

lol lonely in here

**KICKS TUMBLEWEEDS TO THE SIDE AND THROWS ROCKS A MALL**


HAVE YOU EVER HAD A THREESOME?

IF YOUR GIRL WANTED TO HAVE ON WOULD YOU GOT THROUGH WITH IT?

HAVE YOU EVER WENT TO A SWINGERS PARTY?

IF SO DID YOU JOIN IN OR JUST WATCHED?

HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT WITH A GIRL WHILE THIER AUNT FROM RED BANK WAS VISITING?

WHAT PART OF A FEMALES BODY DO YOU REFUSE YOUR LIPS TO TOUCH?

[bigmall]

Have you ever performed the Alabama Crab Dangle? I've never performed anything with the word 'alabama' in it LMAO


Name 5 females on the board that could get it? (yeah, yeah.....i know the pimp card is gone, but answer the fucking question) indivijewel - I dig her whole style
zenrei - she sounds too good to be true but I'm game
c-e - hey I like chicks who like me lol
espy - love the self made ladies
Choc City - 'cause of the sass

mally loves ALL the ladies though... anyone who knows me knows this lol

special shout to empress but she hardly posts

oh yeah HEMPRESS... I've been crushing on her on font alone for a while and she's actually cute too lol who knew

I honestly can't think of any lady on here I've already been like "oh fuck naw I don't fuck with this broad at all" lol


Would you ever go on a reality show? if so, list a few you would be willing to be a part of. I'd go on big brother. and I'd have gone on the real world when I was of age.


Do the girls on Flavor of Love actually like that niggah? hell yeah. y'all need to stop frontin on the dude who sang "I can't do nuthin for ya man"


On the same note, am I the only one that thinks New York is Fugly? and looks like she might smell a little? certainly not joey... I'm right there witcha.

[bigmall]

**KICKS TUMBLEWEEDS TO THE SIDE AND THROWS ROCKS A MALL**


HAVE YOU EVER HAD A THREESOME? yep

IF YOUR GIRL WANTED TO HAVE ON WOULD YOU GOT THROUGH WITH IT? thats how it happened. this was like a decade ago though, and my ex was bi. she had a crush on one of her friends... who had a crush on me. my birthday came around and she used that as the perfect opportunity lol

HAVE YOU EVER WENT TO A SWINGERS PARTY? nah, not my scene.

IF SO DID YOU JOIN IN OR JUST WATCHED? N/A

HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT WITH A GIRL WHILE THIER AUNT FROM RED BANK WAS VISITING? don't make me reprise that 'I am Legend' gif, booty lol

WHAT PART OF A FEMALES BODY DO YOU REFUSE YOUR LIPS TO TOUCH? the anus

[bootyjo]

indivijewel - I dig her whole style
zenrei - she sounds too good to be true but I'm game
c-e - hey I like chicks who like me lol
espy - love the self made ladies
Choc City - 'cause of the sass

mally loves ALL the ladies though... anyone who knows me knows this lol

special shout to empress but she hardly posts

oh yeah HEMPRESS... I've been crushing on her on font alone for a while and she's actually cute too lol who knew

I honestly can't think of any lady on here I've already been like "oh fuck naw I don't fuck with this broad at all" lol


:(

**KICKING ROCKS**

OH WELL........

[bootyjo]

Was that the last time you had your threesome?

Would you mind experiencing it again or is it BEEN THERE DONE THAT for you?

If your girl NOW wanted a threesome would you give it to her or look at her sideways?

Have you and one of your boys trained a chick?

Had you ever wanted to be with a girl so bad but therE were no condoms around? How did you handle that situation?

Would you entertain your woman wantiing to have a threesome with a man and you?

[lucky]

my entire innanet image of bigmall has been destroyed! those sweet smiling avis looked so innocent...so pure............NOT!

*covers eyes*

*feels around for mouse*

*clicks BACK*

[lucky]

bootyjo is going for the throak. haha

[ratid]

lol. lucky weren't you supposed to be on the Hot Seat?

[lkatulvnme]

my entire innanet image of bigmall has been destroyed! those sweet smiling avis looked so innocent...so pure............NOT!

[peeper]

mall -only child or one of many?

[bootyjo]

bootyjo is going for the throak. haha


YOOO I'M JUST LIKE RAKIM AND ERIC B....... I AIN'T NO JOKE.

[bootyjo]

my entire innanet image of bigmall has been destroyed! those sweet smiling avis looked so innocent...so pure............NOT!

*covers eyes*

*feels around for mouse*

*clicks BACK*

FUQ A IMAGE... HE HUMAN JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. THATS OUR (WOMEN) PROBLEM. WE GET STUCK ON IMAGE. THESE NUCCAS IMAGE CAN KICK ROCKS! THEY JUST AS FRAGILE AS US, THEY JUST LEARNED HOW TO HIDE IT BETTER.


THIS NUCCA ON THE HOT SEAT YO! ASK DEM QUESTIONS. DON'T BE SCARED.

[bootyjo]

OK I'M DONE. TENDING TO MY YOUNGINS, GOOD NIGHT YO!

[~~SUNSHINE~~]

*eating popcorn*

[bootyjo]

*eating popcorn*

**smacks popcorn out of mzteej's hand**

Represent NJ! :mad:

[$LIM]

[QUOTE=bigmall;88857]appleton's estate rum (if we're talkin spirits)

heineken (if we're talkin beer)

any red wine... actually whats the one with the bright colors and the kangaroo on the label


^^^YELLOWTAIL...

[STAX]

**smacks popcorn out of mzteej's hand**

Represent NJ! :mad:
haha

[B-Mello]

**smacks popcorn out of mzteej's hand**

Represent NJ! :mad:

$l01

[peeper]

**smacks popcorn out of mzteej's hand**

Represent NJ! :mad:

lol booty, you're an original! lovin' it! lol

[hotrock11]

man fuck a hot seat

[lucky]

lol. lucky weren't you supposed to be on the Hot Seat?

yes! right after SHOEPRINCESS. *whistles & looks up at the sky* i did something like this elsewhere and survived, but y'all don't play. lol


FUQ A IMAGE... HE HUMAN JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. THATS OUR (WOMEN) PROBLEM. WE GET STUCK ON IMAGE. THESE NUCCAS IMAGE CAN KICK ROCKS! THEY JUST AS FRAGILE AS US, THEY JUST LEARNED HOW TO HIDE IT BETTER.


THIS NUCCA ON THE HOT SEAT YO! ASK DEM QUESTIONS. DON'T BE SCARED.

i was just goofing around but you're on point, this is very true.

[ChocolateCity]

what's your type of woman and what keeps your interest?

[bigmall]

Was that the last time you had your threesome? yeah

Would you mind experiencing it again or is it BEEN THERE DONE THAT for you? been there done that

If your girl NOW wanted a threesome would you give it to her or look at her sideways? I'd look sideways as hell lol. it'd be out of character for her

Have you and one of your boys trained a chick? nah, not my thing. I don't want any other dicks in the room ever lol

Had you ever wanted to be with a girl so bad but there were no condoms around? How did you handle that situation? lol y'all don't hear me. I've left girls laying in the bed to go get condoms. me and chicks have hit the late night cvs to get condoms lol.

Would you entertain your woman wantiing to have a threesome with a man and you? see my answer above

and bootyjo you know I love you best

[bigmall]

mall -only child or one of many?

both.

I'm my mother's only child and was raised in a household where it was just me and her

but my father has 4 girls in addition to me... I saw 3 of them every summer when I visited him in massachusetts (one doesn't know she's our sister lol thats a whole nother story)

[bigmall]

what's your type of woman and what keeps your interest?

physically I prefer thick girls... ass tits and thighs lol. skin tone, hair texture and length... that's secondary stuff. I just have to find her pretty and sexy.

personality wise... I like intelligent women who've experienced something of life. they tend to be upwardly mobile and career driven. sense of humor is key. if you can keep me laughing, I stay interested.

[bigmall]

figures.

what do you prefer-jeans or cargos?


LMAO funny you should ask

I wear cargo shorts and flip flops so much during the summer its like a uniform $l01

[lucky]

LMAO funny you should ask

I wear cargos and flip flops so much during the summer its like a uniform

have you ever busted your ass while running in flip flops?

are you afraid of bugs? would you straight up stomp a huge water bug?

any phobias?

did you do "IT" on prom night?

name one of your fetishes.

who does most of (or all) the cooking in your relationship? what is your specialty?

favorite meal.

if anyone axed the food questions previously...sorrry! *sticks out tongue*

[bigmall]

have you ever busted your ass while running in flip flops? I've stumbled yeah lmao...

are you afraid of bugs? would you straight up stomp a huge water bug? bugs are a phobia of mine. but fuck yeah I've stomped em out in the aforementioned flip flops. *shuddering* loathsome creatures...

any phobias? see above

did you do "IT" on prom night? on several.

name one of your fetishes. pussy? lol

who does most of (or all) the cooking in your relationship? what is your specialty? she does most. my specialty is Italian food.

favorite meal. lasagna.

if anyone axed the food questions previously...sorrry! *sticks out tongue*

[bootyjo]

DO YOU SNORE??

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU BEEN TO THE DENTIST?

LAST TIME YOU HAD A PHYSICAL?

HOW MANY LBS CAN YOU BENCH PRESS?

HOW FAR CAN YOU TRACE BACK TO YOUR FAMILY ROOTS?

EVER SUCKED ON A WOMANS TOE? LOL!


(SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS I MAY HAVE ASKED ALREADY, MY MEMORY IS SHOT)

[bigmall]

DO YOU SNORE?? apparently very loudly

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU BEEN TO THE DENTIST? a month ago

LAST TIME YOU HAD A PHYSICAL? like a year and a half ago... scheduled for one next month

HOW MANY LBS CAN YOU BENCH PRESS? no clue. I could bodyslam YOU though lol

HOW FAR CAN YOU TRACE BACK TO YOUR FAMILY ROOTS? between 100 and 500 years depending on the branch

EVER SUCKED ON A WOMANS TOE? LOL! I don't think so. I'm not 'into' feet.


(SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS I MAY HAVE ASKED ALREADY, MY MEMORY IS SHOT)

[omegadan]

Damn nigga, I'm late as hell... they questioned the shit outta you, lol

* know any west indians personally? I realise you're into old-school reggae
* Are you and your sisters close?
* what are your biggest challenges in business?

Can't think of anything else right now, lol

[bigmall]

Damn nigga, I'm late as hell... they questioned the shit outta you, lol

* know any west indians personally? I realise you're into old-school reggae yeah man my mom's best male friend when I was a kid was a jamaican rasta... I've also dated women from all over the west indies and I had a tenant who was a young jamaican male a few years back. moreover I'm cool with the jamaican community in my neighborhood (which is sizeable)

* Are you and your sisters close? yes, but due to being raised apart we behave more like cousins. I love them to death though... and vice versa.

* what are your biggest challenges in business? people underestimating my intelligence or skill level because of my skin color and relative youth

Can't think of anything else right now, lol

[ShoePrincess]

WIOOOOOW Mall I would be away when your time is up... HMMMM good thread though.. How long are you in the seat??

[bigmall]

dunno

arent' you and mello in charge of that lol?

[omegadan]

ok one more... MUH or ASR?

Pros and cons?

*edit* shit, that's two... a senior moment on my part...

:o

[bigmall]

ok one more... MUH or ASR? I post more here nowadays honestly especially with the clusterfuck thats currently goin on over there... I usually have both open at the same time though like now. just noticed the zhigge dancers in a king sun vid there and posted a zhigge vid over here lol I cross reference like that a lot

Pros and cons?
pro for MUH: it's less crazy over here. the personalities are who they are and thats that. very few suprises.

pro for ASR: there's not a more hilarious board on the net, methinks.

con for MUH: it's slower than I'm used to

con for ASR: fuckery, downlow-ism, and aliases run amok.

[omegadan]

^ co-sign